Me in a nutshell, with lot's of ramblin' -revised edition

Hi out there! I created this blog b/c I have a consummate need to talk about myself! So-I will go ahead with the intros.... My name is Beth, I am a 27 year-old wife and mother.... A pre-school teacher with a dirty mouth as soon as I clock out...I love to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, take random but creatively made alcoholic shots and sleep the days away.... I consider myself fat, but I am pretty confident in my looks... I am half Mexican and half Irish....I have depression and take meds for it...I love to listen to any type of music-my fave is classic rock and I love me some Led Zeppelin (Ramblin' On..).....I am my parent's heartbreak and also their comedic relief.....I have two sisters whom I consider my best-friends, yet my worst enemies (middle-child syndrome)...I am obsessive compulsive when it comes to: American Idol, color placement, and dirty ashtrays...I love real-life crime stories....I get sick at the thought of child abuse (physical, emotional, or sexual)...I am honest unless you judge me-then I will lie my ass off to you...my nicknames are: Beef, Bethie,Beth Ann and Chicken Legs...I love my family, but also hate them at random times for petty reasons...I am diabetic...I love purses or handbags of all shapes and sizes...I am addicted to energy drinks...I am left-handed and convinced this is the reason for my insanity...I can speed-read and also give a complete synopsis of the book I have read...I like to watch stand-up comedy...I hate people who judge others, and think it's ok to do so...I have a BFG, a BFJ and a BFD
OK- I think that's it! I will be writing this blog whenever I feel like it- which could be daily, weekly or monthly! Oh- please, if you comment on anything I write-DO A SPELL-CHECK!!! I hate reading shit when someone can't spell!